They all said I should see The Godfather. Nope. Not me. If EVERYBODY loved it, how could I? I’m not going. It too popular. I don’t do popular. Popular is not cool enough for the royal me. I musr be different.
They said Osprey or Gregory. Nope. Not me. I go to Ebay and scour the listings for the very best buy. The one that will impress everyone. A great pack at an amazing price. “What a deal,” they will all say. THEY don’t care. Before long I have 3 bags. All sub standard. I’ve spent as much as the Osprey would have cost and then I buy the Osprey Volt 60.
I will return one. Sell one. And keep the last one just in case I lose the Osprey. You know, drop it by accident or something on the trail. Idiot.
Good thing I don’t drink anymore.